date: Thursday, February 5, 2009
title: suffering from a lack of exertion.
UBERSEME MARC HAS FINALLY UPDATED THIS.
Blame my being lazy to go online yesterday. Hee.
Anyway, yesterday, didn't go to school. Today, was hilarious.
Someone: Why don't we just throw the shit out to space? Uncle Goh: You can't. It'll just zoom around at high speeds, and it may damage a satellite. Furthermore, if it enters the Earth, it will just burn up, and that is what you call a shooting star. *does some action for shooting star* Me (to Chang Wei): Huh? So the shooting star we see is falling shit?
Hemhem.
Wesley and Davin came to my house today to do some project. I was supposed to act as the Environmentalist, and I was supposed to research the adverse effects of the alternate source of energy we were supposed to use. Davin chose... rubbish. -.-
I suggested landfill gas, and he said he would pick the best of the two. Meh. Wesley was like.... -.-
Anyway, Ouran has finally caught on to Anne the noob and Jo the pro. :D HEHEEHHEHEHEHE.
Nothing to update now so uh... Ciao?
OHOHOH! I'M GONNA BUY INKHEART TOMORROW! -hugs hongbao money-
*HYPERVENTILATE* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE SELLING INKHEART AT TAMPINES MALL'S TIMES BOOKSTORE. I LOVE GOD. I LOVE TIMES. I LOVE CORNELIA FUNKE. I LOVE INKHEART. I LOVE YOU YOU YOU YOU AND YOU.
-dies of hyperventilation-
WARNING. MATURE TAG UP AHEAD. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF IF YOU CAN'T TAKE HORNY BEING SAID AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Stole this from dA.... >_>
HORNY PEOPLE ON deviantART D<
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1]Have you ever felt horny before? What kind of question is this -.-
>_> Yes.
2]When was the last time you felt horny? When I wrote .................. yaoi
3)when was the first time you felt horny? YOUR MUM LA. -.-
4]What is your defination of porn? Obscene sexual acts caught on tape, portraying humans (especially women) as sex objects. Disrespectful. Pfft.
5]What about hentai? Obscene sexual acts drawn for animation and for pleasure. (If you count yaoi then uhh... I forgive.)
6]Have you ever had sex? ... I'm 14.
7]Why did/Didnt have sex? ... I'm 14.
8]What is FF? Fraternal Fapping. LOL
9]Have you never watched porn? ... Does Yaoi myself in the shower count
10]How often do you watch porn? "WHEN I'M HORNEEEY"
said Cadmus.
11]How about hentai? OMG LA WHAT HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI.
12]Do you own a sex toy? ....
13]Do you want to enter a sex shop? EW NO LA. IT SMELLS OF LUBRICANT.
14]Have you ever seen a condom before? Muzafar brought one to school before. When he was 12. -.-
15]Has anyone called you horny? GLENN.
>_>
I tag: Anyone who's as perverted as me. -.-
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