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date: Tuesday, December 9, 2008
title: Je suis fâché.
time: 10:08 PM
Title says all.Go translate if you need. =.= It's French. Anyway, before I do the tag, I have a Twilight rant to type out. YES, TWILIGHT. That ... THING that girls have been going gaga over. Before I start, there's a disclaimer. The following rant contains very angry words spouted by a 13 year old boy undergoing puberty. People who are easily offended by other people dissing Twilight should not read this. I will not apologise to anyone who is offended because by right, they should not read this as I already put up a disclaimer. I will only apologise to people I am close to, especially Jo and Anne, as they are my friends and like Twilight anyway. >.> And it also contains vulgarities, so piss off if you don't like 'em. Hokay! Twilight rant start nao. FUCKING HELL SONUVA BITCH. I HATE Stephanie 'I can change vampires to sparkly people!' Meyers. I seriously don't get what the hype about Twilight is. It's a sappy romance story about a human and a vampire. That's it. Firstly, let me talk about Edward Cullen and the vampire dudes. Stephanie Meyers have officially RUINED the image of vampires EVERYWHERE. Sure, in the books the vampires have super strength, extreme speed, cold to the touch, fangs blahblah, but SPARKLES?! SPARKLES ARE ONLY FOR LITTLE KIDDIES AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES. Don't give me SHIT about 'Oh, but Edward sparkles in the sun because his skin blahblahblah' because that is BULLCRAP. The moment a vampire steps into sunlight, it BURNS, NOT SPARKLES. Oh my Jeebus. (Pardon those who are offended by 'Jeebus') Sparkles? -pukes- I don't care if Stephanie is trying to make a 'new image for vampires' or 'trying to make a new legion of sparkly vampires'. Where did all the blood sucking, vicious vampires that burn in the Sun? And vampire VENOM?! WHAT THE FUCK? Once a vampire bites you, you turn into one INSTANTLY. There's no venom. Hm, Edward Cullen? Wow, I can't believe people are going gaga about a fictional character that is only described by words. Sure, anime and video game characters are fine, as we can actually SEE them. But book characters? Are you deluded or something? And don't get me started about 'Edward only having sex at 10x years old blahblah', because it is RIDICULOUS. Wow, does that mean Edward doesn't have any sex drive? Oh wow, I wonder who can live without that? OH THATS RIGHT, EDWARD CAN. What crap is this. And because of the sparkles and sex thing, I shall name Edward this: Sparkles the 107 year old virgin. Kthx. And we have Bella, our Mary-Sue. Isn't she a new student? I can't believe that the people in her class accept her automatically, because that's.... crap. There should be teasing and whatnot for a coupla days at the least, but right away? Wow. And after Edward tries to change class trying to prevent him from 'sucking Bella's blood', Bella's like, automatically concerned for a boy that she's never met. WOW. If someone tries to change class because of me, and I don't know the reason, I wouldn't give a shit, its not my problem, anyway. Yes, I do agree that some of the scenes in the book are worth commending, but overall, I would give it a 5.8/10. Blame it on the very ridiculous plot. [End Twilight rant] Ohaithar. I'm back from my ranting spree. :D As I said, if you're offended, I don't give a damn. And don't try arguing with me, 'cause its my personal opinion. I'm not asking you to stop reading Twilight. I'm asking you to get over Edward and stop saying 'OMG IM IN LUV WIF HIM LOL!' because YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE INFATUATED. Sorry to Anne, Jo etcetc who I'm close to. Here's a taggeh from teh Jo-eh! MEME: You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: 1. one weapon. 2. one song blasting on the speakers. 3. one famous person to fight alongside you. * Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.* Weapon of choice: Hmm, I gotta say, either the Chicago Typewriter from RE4, or Sakura's Wand/Staff thing with all the Clow/Sakura Cards. :D I've always wanted to hug 'The Watery' (Or maybe Nero's Red Queen from DMC 4 or Vergil's Yamato.) Song of choice: Out Of Darkness - Aubrey Ashburn - DMC4 OST ('Cause it'll be pretty hilarious for me to fight zombies with Opera music in the background XD) or Shall Never Surrender - Jason 'Shyboy' Arnold - DMC4 OST. ('Cause it's a pretty cool song for battles. :3) Famous Person of choice: JILL VALENTINE FROM RE3 PLS. Sexy and fights zombies on a regular basis. Too bad she died because of Crapcom being too bored. =.= SUPER TAG! HOO! *tags everyone with 1999 arms* -Marc |